30 NOVEMBER 9-15, 2023 westword.com WESTWORD | REAL ESTATE | RENTALS | HEALTH WELLNESS | SERVICES | EMPLOYMENT | ADULT | MUSIC | CLASSIFIED | A S K A S T O N E R BY HERBERT FUEGO Dear Stoner: I found my grandpa’s old to- bacco pipe while going through his stuff after he died. No one in my family smokes, but I thought it could be cool for an occasional weed bowl. Is that possible in a tobacco pipe? Do I need to clean it fi rst? Austin Dear Austin: You can smoke out of anything from an apple to a couple of cleverly angled holes in the ground, but you’ll fi nd varying degrees of success and cleanliness as time goes on. Unless you like the taste of spliffs and inhaling tobacco smoke, though, you should give Grandpa’s old puff piece a good scrubbin’ before you get goin’. Here are some tips to get that family heirloom clean and protected: Find plenty of shanked pipe cleaners and rubbing alcohol, and unscrew the pipe. Dip the pipe cleaners in alcohol and gently but fi rmly scrub the inside of that sucker until the tobacco debris is gone. Use a cloth or cotton swab to clean the mouthpiece and exterior areas — but not with alcohol, because it could blemish the wood or pipe features. After you’re done, consider using metal or wood polish on the exterior and coat the bowl with some weed ash to protect the wood from resin tar. Now you’re ready to smoke: Put chunkier, hand-pulled buds on the bottom and fi nely ground herb on top to prevent sucking weed into the stem, and repeat the cleaning process frequently. Dear Stoner: I’m paying a lot of money for what seem like average dispensary products in Dillon. Are the prices and products in Denver worth driving down for the day to stock up? Kiera Dear Kiera: The three dispensaries in Dillon have fl ower prices similar to those at most Denver stores, based on their menus, but edibles and hash prices are a few dollars higher in the mountains. You’re also likely missing out on better sales and product selection because of the lack of competition: Whereas Dillon has just a few stores, around 200 different Denver dispensaries are vying for customer attention, with fl ash deals and product drops from craft brands. Not only that, but THC gummies are extremely cheap here right now. If you’re willing to spend a few minutes researching your preferred dispensaries, daily deals and coupons, then a drive into Denver could well be worth the time and gas, especially if you’re a medical marijuana patient. There are daily purchase limits at dispensaries, but you can always bring friends. Send questions to [email protected]. 720-401-9303 303-356-2882 $90 USE CODE 350FF WITH COUPON SUNSETWELLNESSDENVERMCOM TEXT OR CALL AFTER 3PM GET YOUR MED CARD WHILE ON PROBATION! SAVE $$$$$ ON TAXES EXAMS EXP 11/26/2023 (REG PRICE $125) MMJ DOCTORS WARNING: Use of Marijuana Concentrate may lead to: 1. Psychotic symptoms and/or Psychotic disorder (delusions, hallucinations, or difficulty distinguishing reality); 2. Mental Health Symptoms/Problems; 3. Cannabis Hyperemesis Syndrome (CHS) (uncontrolled and repetitive vomiting); Cannabis use disorder / dependence, including physical and psychological dependence