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Then hit up a cannabis-friendly board and video game night at the Coffee Joint, or check out the state’s only licensed cannabis spa to fl oat and relax (and if you do it on a Tuesday or Thursday, you might get a sweet deal). Learn more below. Cannabis Spa Happy Hour Tuesdays and Thursdays, noon to 4 p.m. Pure Elevations Spa 185 South Santa Fe Drive Ever want to get high at the spa? From massages to pedicures, Pure Elevations is the only licensed cannabis-friendly spa in Colorado. Buy a blunt and a Blueberry Yum Yum sugar body scrub, or a Keef THC mock- tail and a manicure, and relax in the spa or its smoke-friendly back patio. From noon to 4 p.m. on Tuesdays and Thursdays, Pure Elevations offers a 10 percent discount on all services and will give you a penny joint upon booking. Go to pureelevations.com to learn more and book a session. Femme Fatale Night Thursday, August 28, 8 to 11 p.m. Tetra Lounge 3039 Walnut Street Meant to be a “a creative streak and a love for community” among women and LG- BTQ+ people, Femme Fatale Night allows you to set up an art station, journal and draw, trade crystals or whatever else you want to do at cannabis-friendly venue Tetra Lounge. Women and LGBTQ+ attendees (21+) get free admission by registering online with the event code FEMMEFA- TALENIGHT, and $20 day passes are avail- able at the door. Smoke Chill Vibe Music Friday, August 29, 7 to 10 p.m. Tetra Longe 3039 Walnut Street Enjoy the summer breeze, weed and live music during Smoke Chill Vibe Fridays at Tetra Lounge. The BYOC (bring your own cannabis) lounge is bringing in DJ Myr- ridion, who plays trumpet and keyboard while he spins the DJ set. Bring your own food, herb and enjoy the show for a $20 daily membership, or a $10 fast pass. Learn more at tetralounge.com. RiNo Roll Out Ride Night Thursday, September 4, 6 to 8 p.m. Tetra Lounge 3039 Walnut Street It’s time to ride as Virgo season begins. Hit up Tetra Lounge in RiNo a 6 p.m. to fi x, tune and prepare your wheels (and have a quick pre-ride puff session if you want). After the group is ready, you’ll get in the bike lane and cruise around the neighborhood before returning to Tetra for another sesh. You can get in and join the fun for a $10 smoke-n-go pass or Tetra membership, and members of the LGBTQ+ community get in free after 8 p.m. Find out more at tetralounge.com. Bowls With the Bard: Macbeth Thursday, September 4, through Monday, September 14 The Coffee Joint 1130 Yuma Court Bowls With the Bard is bringing back can- nabis-friendly performances of Shakespeare plays, and this time they’re bring out the big guns with The Tragedy of Macbeth. The 4/20 rendition of one of Shakespeare’s most popular plays takes place at the Coffee Joint, Denver’s first licensed cannabis lounge. Tickets (21+) to watch the play are $15, plus a $5 consumption fee if you plan to vape or eat edibles (no smoking allowed). See per- formance dates, learn more about the show and buy tickets at bowlswiththebard.com. Kush Krafters Wednesday, September 10, 4:20 to 7 p.m. The Coffee Joint 1130 Yuma Court It’s arts and crafts and cannabis night at the Coffee Joint. Bring in your materials to work on projects with fellow crafters, from painting to knitting to anything else. Food and laptops are allowed, as well. Attendance (21+) is $5, or free if you buy something at the dispensary next door. (Bring your own cannabis; only edibles, vaping and electronic dabbing are allowed.) Learn more about the Coffee Joint at 720-583-4657. Ongoing cannabis events: Mile High Loop Tour Daily Green Spaces Marketplace 2590 Walnut Street Take a weed-friendly trip around the city, with stops including a local dispensary, the 16th Street Mall, Larimer Square, the Den- ver Art Museum and more. The tour starts and ends at Green Spaces Marketplace in RiNo; tickets (21+) are $77 each at mycan- nabistours.com. RiNo Murals Tour Sundays, Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays Green Spaces Marketplace 2590 Walnut Street RiNo is a hot spot for Denver and art, so why not ride around in a weed-friendly bus while checking out some of the state’s best murals and wall paintings? After stocking up at a nearby dispensary, the bus will show you around one of Denver’s most popular art districts, joint in hand. Tickets (21+) are $77 each at mycannabistours.com. Seed to Sale Tour Thursdays through Saturdays, 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. Seed & Smith Denver 5070 Oakland Street Ever wanted to learn more about the life of a cannabis plant? See what it takes to run a can- nabis cultivation, processing lab and retail dispensary with Seed & Smith, a vertically integrated marijuana business. Check out the grow room, hold a pound of weed, and get plenty of free smells in. Tours (21+) are free, but you have to sign up online fi rst at seed- andsmith.com/cannabistour. ■
