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Learn more at cirrus- socialclub.com/cirrus-social-club-events. Westword Roller Derby and Joint Release Thursday, August 7, 7 p.m. Tetra Lounge 3039 Walnut Street Combining classic and modern cannabis quali- ties, Westword-branded joint packs will be sold in select dispensaries later this summer, but Westword members can roast our bones early on Thursday, August 7, at RiNo cannabis venue Tetra Lounge, where we’ll be hosting a party with food trucks, a DJ, games and a joint- rolling contest. Westword members (21+) can get into Tetra for free, with general admission passes available for $20. To become a Westword member and be eligible for event passes, sign up for just $7 a month at https://supportus. westword.com. ■ A S K A S T O N E R BY HERBERT FUEGO Dear Stoner: I’m about to go to Poland for a college program. I’m not bringing anything with me, and don’t know how much time I’ll have to fi nd weed there. The guy I’m staying with says his friends vape HHC, and that HHC is pretty much THC. Is that safe? Headed Abroad Dear Headed Abroad: It’s time to roll up your sleeves and do some good ol’ fashioned grass hunting on vacation, because vap- ing HHC ain’t it. Without knowing much about Poland’s cannabis scene, I can almost certainly say that the HHC (hexahydrocan- nabinol) that your Polish friends are vaping is synthetic. Why? Because multiple peer- reviewed sources say that cannabis produces extremely small amounts of HHC, but HHC is easy to create by chemically altering hemp- derived CBD, similar to Delta-8 THC. Not only are HHC products in Europe and America often fi lled with synthetic cannabi- noids, they also go untested. And some of these products have been found to be fi lled with some nasty stuff. From non-THC substances to extreme amounts of synthetic HHC or THC — a quick way to ruin your cannabinoid tolerance — these products can really mess you up long-term. Resist any peer pressure and fi nd another way, one that doesn’t involve three letters you’ve never heard of. Dear Stoner: I was laid off from work with severance. I won’t take much time before hitting the job trail, but is there anything I should steer clear of as far as lazy or depen- dent side effects? I couldn’t smoke weed at the last job. Lloyd Christmas Dear Lloyd: Sorry to hear about the layoff. The high mindset can help, from “this may be the change I needed” to “life goes on.” Still, the line between a good weed holiday and forming a daily habit is a thin one when you don’t have a job. Daytime TV, doing the dishes, mid-day laundry, masturbation: you name an unem- ployed-person activity, they’re all more fun after a toke. But updating your resume and scanning job listings are not, so fi ll out some applications in the morning before turning to the buds or gummies — and stay the hell away from dabs, convenient vape pens and anything else that you think might increase your toler- ance. That’s where you start digging a hole that makes future drug tests a real mountain. Herbert Fuego is the alias of a longtime West- word staffer. Send him questions through
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