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Plant Magic Mystery School July 24 through September 18 Plant Magic Cafe 925 East 17th Avenue Held every other Wednesday at Plant Magic Cafe from July to September, this fi ve-course experience will dive into magical and healing plants like psilocybin mushrooms, blu lotus, Guatemalan cacao, bach fl owers and rape/ hapé, some of which can be psychedelic. Led by Meaghan Len, each class will focus on one plant medicine, where you’ll learn how to prepare and use them spiritually and for ceremonies. The classes will be recorded, but in-person participation is encouraged. Students (21+) will receive personalized mi- crodose capsules fi lled with mushrooms or blue lotus. Learn more and register at form. jotform.com/251124801442142. High Rollers Game Night Friday, July 25, 7 to 10 p.m. The Coffee Joint 1130 Yuma Court It’s cannabis game night at the Coffee Joint, Denver’s fi rst licensed cannabis-friendly lounge. 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Drag Sesh: An Evening with Heidi ‘N Closet Thursday, July 31, 7 p.m. Cirrus Social Club 3200 East Colfax Avenue Denver’s new, swanky cannabis lounge is increasing all levels of fabulous when Heidi N Closet hosts its next Drag Sesh night. Enjoy Colorado dispensary products from the Cirrus menu, and take in performances from Heidi and two other drag performers. Admission (21+) is $34.29, with VIP and group table options available. See more at cirrussocialclub.com/events. ■ A S K A S T O N E R BY HERBERT FUEGO Dear Stoner: I was happily falling asleep ev- ery night thanks to THC gummies intended for relaxation, but was disappointed to see melatonin in the ingredients. Is that what’s making me fall asleep? Tuesday Purps Dear Tuesday Purps: Well, it’s certainly not hurting — in the short term, anyway. I can un- derstand why you’re not keen on developing a dependency on both THC and melatonin, but using THC gummies to go to sleep will create dependency no matter what else is in there. And most cheap, sleepytime edibles are in- fused with melatonin, just like daytime edibles usually have caffeine or ginseng. Keep that in mind as you look for relaxation shortcuts. You could try edibles infused with CBD, which allegedly helps some people relax, or CBN, a cannabinoid with a reputation for strong drowsiness. There are plenty of gummies infused with combos of THC, CBD, CBN (or all three) available that might help you fall asleep. Or just eat a standard THC gummy before dinner: When I do that, I’m face down on the couch by 9 p.m. Dear Stoner: What’s with the fancy gravity bongs? I’ve seen them at weed lounges, head shops and on Instagram. Are they really that much better than an old-fashioned setup in the garage? C.C. Dear C.C.: By “old-fashioned setup in the ga- rage,” I assume you’re talking about a bucket of water with a plastic jug rigged with some sort of homemade bowl. Or what we called a “waterfall,” which is essentially a Gatorade bottle full of water with a plugged hole at the bottom (if you know, you know). I’ve done my fair share of both, but it’s hard to argue on behalf of inhaling smoke out of plastic... especially the same plastic over and over again, like most janky gravity bong setups in a garage. Although my lungs aren’t equipped for the regular shockwaves that come from grav- ity bongs, the options from glass companies like GRAV and Stündenglass are very much superior to the homemade crap we grew up on, in look and performance. And they’re far from the only possibities. NWTN Home, one of those “stoner chic” brands, makes a pretty sweet art deco version for less than $90 that would blend right in with your grandma’s china cabinet. If gravity bongs are your thing, I’d seriously consider trying one. Herbert Fuego is the alias of a longtime Westword staffer. Send him questions through
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