KEEP UP ON DENVER ARTS AND CULTURE AT WESTWORD.COM/ARTS CULTURE Sister Act MEET THE GOLDEN NUGGET SISTERS OF PERPETUAL INDULGENCE. BY CLEO MIRZA In 1979, Sister Vicious Power Hungry Bitch (Ken Bunch), Sister Missionary Position (Fred Brungard) and Baruch Golden took to the streets of San Francisco’s Castro District on Easter Sunday wearing nun habits, which they had acquired from a convent to use in a pro- duction of The Sound of Music. The three men marched through the city — carrying a machine gun for protection — and drew shock and awe from all who saw them. That fall, Sister Vicious PHB and Sister Missionary Position went to the fi rst International Faerie gathering, where they met Reverend Mother (Bill Graham) and Sister Hysterectoria (Edmund Garron). Together, the four men founded the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, an order of queer drag nuns that now has chapters all over the world, includ- ing Colorado’s Golden Nugget Sisters, which became the 57th “fully professed house” of the outfi t on December 20, 2021. The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence are a group of outrageous, envelope-pushing ac- tivists who use humor and irreverence to ex- pose bigotry in the church and government. While they originally had ties to a spiritual organization called the Radical Faeries, the Sisters are not affi liated with any particular religious group. “You got Christians, you got Catholics, you got Buddhists, you got lots of Jewish nuns,” says Sister Dottie Bair, a lead- ing member of the Golden Nugget Sisters. The Sisters raise awareness and funds for 16 different queer causes, beginning with the fi rst fundraiser in 1980 for gay Cuban refugees. “The Sisters accidentally came about at the same time as the HIV/AIDS epidemic, so the two just kind of merged together,” explains Bair. “The Sisters hosted the very fi rst HIV fundraiser. They were the fi rst ones to put together little pamphlets that said, ‘We don’t know what this is, but here’s how we think you can protect yourself, given what we do know.’ The CDC actually ended up using that pamphlet.” According to the Sisters of Perpetual In- dulgence mission statement, the group’s goal is to “expiate stigmatic guilt and promulgate universal joy,” particularly in the LGBTQ+ community. Says Bair, “A lot of that has to do with the fact that as queer people, we have been told a lot that we’re not enough — we’re not good enough, we’re not right enough. When you’re being raised by your family and given these messages, it really eats away at you inside. Every Sister’s mission is to make sure that every person they meet knows that they are beautiful, they are loved and they are enough. We are spiritual creatures in a way, but it’s not necessarily tied to religion. It’s about giving people back a sense of ownership of their identity.” Bair joined the Golden Nug- get Sisters last summer, when the group was still working to become a fully professed house — a designation for orders of- fi cially voted into the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence — but he had previously been part of the Abbey of the Alamo in San An- tonio, Texas. He’s known about the Sisters’ work since his teen- age years. “I have been a long- standing fan of the Sisters since I was fi fteen. I used to read about them in Newsweek when they were excommunicating the pope from San Francisco and stuff. As a punk-rock teen in Iowa, I was like, ‘That’s badass,’” he recalls. But Bair hadn’t considered joining the Sisters until a few years ago. “After Trump got elected, I kind of realized that I don’t get clocked for a lot, walk- ing around like this. Most people don’t think twice about me unless I’m holding my husband’s hand,” he says. “I just realized there were a whole lot of people who had felt safe who were about to be very unsafe. “I needed more skin in the game, plain and simple,” he continues. “Walking out as a drag nun in Texas — you don’t get much more ‘skin in the game’ than that. You are painfully aware every time you do it that your day could end at the end of a gun. It kept me honest and it kept me focused.” When Bair relocated to Colorado last The Golden Nugget Sisters: a group of queer drag nuns dedicated to doing good. drag. While the Sisters are best recognized for their nun attire, they are free to wear whatever they want — even if it’s just a jockstrap and a coronet. The Sisters use their unique appearances summer, he was able to join the Golden Nug- get Sisters immediately, as he had already reached fully professed member status in Texas. At the time, the Golden Nugget Sisters were a mission house, six months into the process of becoming a fully professed house. To complete that process, they had to under- take a certain number of “novice projects,” which Bair says “can range from fi lling out the tax paperwork for the house to doing a fundraiser for one of the local charities. The real key is that it’s something that serves the house or the community.” The Golden Nugget Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence currently comprise Sister Cas- Kara, Sister Cheyenne de Mure, Sister Inno- centia Vulgaris, Sister Minnie Dixon Snyder and Bair, as well as “guards” Marshall Jako, Squire Otto DeClosette, Squire Fleur de Lay and Neophyte Lix a’Latte. Traditionally, guards acted as the Sisters’ behind-the- scenes protectors, but they can now be as involved and visible as the Sisters are. Many Sisters also have a “guard persona,” for days when they just don’t feel like getting into to draw attention and then redirect it to local nonprofi t organizations. They have formed close relationships with groups in- cluding the Denver Cycle Sluts, the Center on Colfax and the Denver Democratic Social- ists of America, but Sisters are encouraged to pursue whatever causes or projects are meaningful to them. “I was a homeless youth once, so a lot of my personal service mission is around help- ing the homeless community,” Bair says. The Sisters recently organized a “Day of Hope” for the homeless in partnership with the Center on Colfax, where they provided food, clothes, mental health resources, showers, haircuts and more. The group hopes to make it a monthly event. There’s still a core focus on HIV/AIDS treatment, prevention and education, as well. “There’s a lot of discus- sion right now about something they refer to as HAND, or HIV-Associated Neurocogni- tive Disorder,” Bair notes. “A couple of our sisters are very passionate about that issue, so they’ve started a website called Helping HAND, where they’re gathering resources and pointing people toward information so that they’ll be able to talk to their doctors about this. A lot of doctors still don’t neces- sarily believe or understand it, but it’s some- thing that’s increasingly becoming a topic of conversation in the HIV community.” Besides hosting fundraisers, blessing ceremonies and community outreach events, much of the group’s work consists of what it calls “bar ministry.” “Bar ministry is where you end up having some of your most important Sister moments, and that’s largely just bar-hopping. You go from one bar to the next in your Sister per- sona, you talk to people, you hand out little packages with condoms and lube, safe-sex information, where you can go for HIV testing and PrEP, that kind of stuff,” Bair explains. He’s been surprised at how vulnerable people are willing to get with a stranger in clown makeup, and has started carrying brochures of queer mental health resources for times when he is simply not equipped to provide the sup- port people need. “People will confi de really deeply personal things. That’s why it’s called ministry and not just bar-hopping,” he adds. As the Golden Nugget Sisters fi nish cel- ebrating their fi rst Pride as a fully professed house, the members are excited to continue uplifting Colorado’s queer community. And, Bair clarifi es, they are not here to ridicule anyone’s religious beliefs, but rather to offer spiritual alternatives for those whom the church has traditionally shunned. “It’s not that we’re making fun of religion,” he says. “We’re carving out a place where the queer community has repeatedly been told, ‘You’re not allowed here.’ We’re allowing people to reclaim that sense for themselves.” For more on the Golden Nugget Sisters, visit goldennuggetsisters.com. JUNE 30-JULY 6, 2022 WESTWORD | MUSIC | CAFE | CULTURE | NIGHT+DAY | NEWS | LETTERS | CONTENTS | westword.com ANDRÉS ALVAREZ
