32 APRIL 18-24, 2024 westword.com WESTWORD | REAL ESTATE | RENTALS | HEALTH WELLNESS | SERVICES | EMPLOYMENT | ADULT | MUSIC | CLASSIFIED | 720-401-9303 303-356-2882 $80 USE CODE 420 SUNSETWELLNESSDENVER.COM TEXT OR CALL AFTER 3PM TEXT ONLY GET YOUR MED CARD WHILE ON PROBATION! SAVE $$$$$ ON TAXES EXAMS EXP 4/30/2024 (REG PRICE $125) MMJ DOCTORS WARNING: Use of Marijuana Concentrate may lead to: 1. Psychotic symptoms and/or Psychotic disorder (delusions, hallucinations, or difficulty distinguishing reality); 2. Mental Health Symptoms/Problems; 3. Cannabis Hyperemesis Syndrome (CHS) (uncontrolled and repetitive vomiting); Cannabis use disorder/ dependence, including physical and psychological dependence 420 Puff and Paint Picnic Saturday, April 20, 11 a.m. to 6 p.m. Martin Luther King Junior Boulevard and Beeler Street Puff, paint and enjoy a waterside environ- ment on 4/20 with this private picnic session, put on by Tempestt Higgins. Attendance in- cludes a 5x7 canvas, paint, brushes, food and drink, but the cannabis is up to you. Tickets (21+) are $30 each at eventbrite.com/e/420- puff-and-paint-picnic-tickets-878769111067. Brunch N Blunts Saturday, April 20, 11:20 to 4:20 p.m. Metro location shared upon registration Have a smoke and a pancake — or a bong and a blintz, perhaps — at Brunch N Blunts, a private cannabis-friendly party on 4/20. Entry and drinks are included with your ticket, with food trucks on site and a bring- your-own cannabis policy for anyone who wants to light up. There will also be DJs, art vendors, giveaways and more. Get a ticket (21+) for $60 at eventbrite.com/e/brunch-n- blunts-pop-up-tickets-862614652647. Creepatorium Market and Chronic Carnival Saturday, April 20, noon to 10 p.m. HORRID 1974 South Acoma Street Horror, metal, burlesque and the 4/20 holi- day will blend together all day at the 4/20 Creepatorium and Chronic Carnival. From noon to 5 p.m., check out an intensely curated 4/20 horror market. Then stick around for a metal concert featuring local bands Honey Bunches of Death, Condemned to Burn and Dropout, with each performance accompa- nied by a live go-go burlesque show from Blassphemy. Once the music is over, Consen- sual Circus takes the stage with its Sinister & Smoke Cabaret. Admission to the market is free; tickets for the concert, burlesque and circus show are $30 each at eventbrite.com. JARS Mile High 420 Festival Saturday, April 20, 1 p.m. Civic Center Park Denver’s most famous 4/20 event returns on the big day, with a musical lineup that includes Gucci Mane, Ohgeesy, Afroman, Big Boss Vette, Murs, Tommy Genesis, Dro Kenji, Lexy Panterra and Fedd the Godd. As in pre- vious years, the Mile High 420 Festival will be free to attend, but this marks the second year that no one under 21 will be allowed in. Although cannabis is offi cially banned in the event’s listed policy, organizers say enforce- ment will be the same as last year — when zero public consumption citations were cited despite rampant pot use. Register for a free ticket and learn more about the event on milehigh420fest.com. Ultimate Taste of JAD’s Saturday, April 20, 1 to 5 p.m. JAD’s Mile High Smoke 7667 Washington Street Not sure of what to buy on 4/20? Sample products from Colorado cannabis brands (and the JAD’s menu) for various fees all afternoon at Colorado’s only licensed weed bar. No products may be taken outside, but all Taste of JAD’s vendors are available in Colorado dispensaries, so take note of what to shop for next time. Learn more about entry (21+) by calling JAD’s at 303-993-5760. 420-Friendly Acrylic Pour Painting Saturday, April 20, 1 to 5 p.m. Broomfi eld location shared at registration Flower Powered Crafting wants to have a trippy, drippy good time this 4/20 with a cannabis-friendly acrylic painting class. Each $65 ticket includes materials, instruc- tions and bongs to use (bring your own cannabis). No experience is necessary. Reg- ister (21+) and learn more at eventbrite. com/e/420-friendly-acrylic-pour-painting- tickets-879181955897. Dry Mouth, Wet Pussy: Cannabis and Sexuality Saturday, April 20, 6 to 9 p.m. Sexploratorium 1800 South Broadway Fans of oral, rejoice: The Sexploratorium wants to help you make vulva and penis pipes. Denver’s new sexual education and art venue is hosting another sexual ceram- ics class that will include a discussion of the plant’s impact on sensuality and inter- course. The class, dubbed “Dry Mouth, Wet Pussy: Cannabis & Sexuality,” is part of the Sexploratorium’s ongoing curriculum to make sex talk more approachable, with the pipe-making class taking place after a brief lecture. Tickets (18+) start at $50 at event- brite.com/e/dry-mouthwet-pussy-cannabis- sexuality-tickets-869533446947. Blaze N’ Bingo: 420 Edition Saturday, April 20, 7 to 11 p.m. JAD’s Mile High Smoke 7667 Washington Street It’s drag and bingo night at JAD’s Mile High Smoke, where bongs and burlesque go hand in hand. And this edition, hosted by Minor Misdemeanor and Juiccy Misdemeanor, is extra special for 4/20. Between bingo rounds, there will be games, giveaways and, of course, drag performances from the two hosts. Tickets (21+) start at $30 each at eventhi.io/events/blaze-n-bingo-420-edi- tion-9805; call JAD’s at 303-993-5760 to learn more about attendance. All Time High: An Infused Brunch Sunday, April 21, 11 a.m. to 4 p.m. Denver location shared upon registration Couldn’t partake in any 4/20 festivities on Saturday? Make up for lost time at an infused brunch. The vegan feast, whipped up by the Vegan Epicurist, includes matcha pistachio muffi ns with a lime glaze, pesto potato salad, seitan chicken salad, assorted crudités, sea- sonal fruit and cheese and a mocktail — all of which can be infused with THC, if you ask. Tickets (21+) for a non-infused meal are $15, with infused options for $30 (and a take-home goodie bag for a little extra). See more at eventbrite.com/e/all-time-high- an-infused-brunch-tickets-878825018287. 420 Puff, Puff, Pass Game Day Sunday, April 21, 2 to 5 p.m. JAD’s Mile High Smoke 7667 Washington Street Roll the dice until the last joint has been won at the Puff, Puff, Pass launch party. The new board game’s debut is held at a licensed can- nabis bar, so try playing the game for yourself, with demonstrations, door prizes, giveaways and more throughout the day. Get a ticket (21+) for $25 at eventbrite.com. ■ Programmatic Cannabis Network Organic & Local SEO • Website Design Social Media Management • Print Media Get started today with a FREE Digital Audit. marijuanamarketingxperts.com