Cannabis and More continued from page 126 into ten tablespoons, allowing you to make breakfast, lunch or dinner as you normally would, but with a much different outcome. Made with plant matter instead of THC distillate, cannabutter edibles carry a fuller high than most gummies on the market, and you can always mix in non-infused butter if 10 milligrams per tablespoon is too much. Eggs, cookies, brownies and even coffee can all handle the spike, and your tastebuds will approve, too, as long your cooking skills keep up. Best Pre-Roll Malek’s Kaiser Rolls instagram.com/maleks_premium_ cannabis Pre-rolled joints provide an easy outlet for hiding subpar fl ower and trim, but they’re not all out to get you. Actually, let us rephrase that: Malek’s Kaiser Rolls are out to get you... really stoned, that is. A line of fatty-bombat- ties from wholesale grow Malek’s Premium Cannabis, these bad boys are fi lled with herb that came from buds, not the bottom of the trimming barrel. Founder Malek Noueiry likes to fi ll his 1.75-gram behemoths with popular strains and his own creations, from Gorilla Glue and Grease Monkey to Panther Piss and Panda Puffs, then stick a rotini noo- dle at the end as a crutch to block any loose plant matter — a move very much appreci- ated by the streets. These aren’t for smok- ing solo in one session, obviously, so even high-tolerance users should share the wealth unless you want to visit a different planet. Best New Colorado Strain Blue Froot by Green Dot Labs greendotlabs.com Yes, Colorado’s best new strain is grown by a company that specializes in extrac- tion. It’s not our fault that Green Dot Labs has been pushing out some excitingly dank fl ower, though. Garlic Banger and Lemon Butter Rum, two other Green Dot strains released in 2021, could easily have won this award, too, but then we encountered the alien Froot. Part of a series of fruit-forward strains, the fi rst entry, Blue Froot, smells and smokes like a slice of blueberry cheese- cake, and we’re not just saying that in a weed-dealer sort of way. Whiffs of cream cheese and blueberry syrup ooze out of each jar and stick to your lips like butter. Let’s hope this stays in season for a while. 128 Best Grower Snaxland snaxland.com Snaxland’s fl ower is so striking that you’d think photos of it had a Snapchat fi lter. See- ing it in person proves that those buds are no hoax, though, with fl ower that would likely top any dog-and-pony show of Colo- rado growers. Snaxland pumped out Den- ver’s best cuts of numerous strains in 2021 (Apple Fritter, Gary, Gelato Cake, Jealousy and Lemonotti, among others), and it con- tinues to set the market rate for premium wholesale cannabis. The groundbreaking of a new growing facility in 2022 could lead to even more Snaxland buds in Colorado dispensaries in the future. Sign us up. Best Use of Weed in the Bedroom HighOnLove highonlove.store Brace yourself, prudes: Infused product manufacturers have discovered how to incorporate cannabinoids into sex prod- ucts, and you’d be surprised h ow far they go. Former adult-toy industry executive Angela Mustone founded HighOnLove in Canada, where cannabis is federally legal, so she could test out potential cannabi- noid lubrications for sex in group studies. Calling THC-infused lube “the gift that keeps on giving” for the female orgasm, Mustone now sells cannabis-infused sex lubes, massage oils, chocolate body paint and lip gloss — which, according to Mus- tone, takes fellatio to another level — in Colorado dispensaries. The CBD products are used for comfort, while the THC serves the pleasure areas, but Mustone recom- mends using both to maximize sexy time. Best Form of Cannabis Self-Care Coda Signature codasignature.com Coda Signature is mostly known for gour- met-infused chocolate bars and fruit gum- mies, but the Boulder company also makes some of Colorado’s best cannabis self-care products. Bath bombs infused with 15 mil- ligrams of THC and CBD, as well as ingre- dients like lavender, sweet marjoram or patchouli kick-start a session of extreme relaxation, and might even give you an edibles-like high the longer sit you in the tub. Coda also sells a muscle salve with THC, CBD and CBG, and skin salve with THC, CBD and CBC, combining around 800 milligrams of cannabinoids in total for the fullest effect on your body. The salve won’t get you high, and is purely for health and wellness purposes, but consider your- self warned with the bath bombs: Those things can be very much dual-use. Best Celebrity Weed Brand Josh Blue’s Dream by Mountain High Suckers mountainhighsuckers.com/josh-blues- dream Denver resident comedian Josh Blue, known for appearances on TV shows like America’s Got Tal- continued on page 130 APRIL 7-13, 2022 WESTWORD | REAL ESTATE | RENTALS | SERVICES | EMPLOYMENT | CANNABIS & MORE | CLASSIFIED | westword.com GETTY IMAGES
