20 MARCH 13-19, 2025 westword.com WESTWORD | REAL ESTATE | RENTALS | HEALTH WELLNESS | SERVICES | EMPLOYMENT | ADULT | MUSIC | CLASSIFIED | DRIVERS Looking for a fun side hustle? ROUTE DRIVERS WANTED Earn extra money on Wednesdays and deliver Westword to your favorite part of town. Reliable vehicle, proof of insurance & clean / current MVR is required. PLEASE EMAIL YOUR CONTACT INFO TO [email protected] OR CALL 303-293-3590 ALWAYS IN YOUR FEED. CHOOSE YOUR CHANNEL CANNABIS CALENDAR Licensed consumption venues across town are hosting arts-and-craft, comedy and mu- sic events throughout March, and one can- nabis cup-style competition is taking place at the end of the month. Learn more below: Kush Krafters Wednesday, March 12, 4:20 to 7 p.m. The Coffee Joint 1130 Yuma Court It’s arts and crafts and cannabis night at the Coffee Joint. Bring in your materials to work on projects with fellow crafters, from painting to knitting to anything else. Food and laptops are allowed, as well. Attendance (21+) is $5, or free if you buy something at the dispensary next door. (Bring your own cannabis; only edibles, vaping and electronic dabbing are allowed.) Learn more about the Coffee Joint at 720-583-4657. High Notes Open Mic Friday, March 14, 7:30 to 9:30 p.m. High Society Dispo & Lounge 7667 Washington Street Singers, comedians, poets and any other kind of performer are welcome to perform at High Notes Open Mic, where all you have to do is show up. The cannabis-friendly entertain- ment is free to attend (21+), but all cannabis products must be purchased onsite. Sign up by 7 p.m. to perform, and learn more by call- ing High Society at 303-993-5760. Swiftie Sing-a-long and Ice Cream Social Saturday, March 15, 6 to 10 p.m. High Society Dispo & Lounge 7667 Washington Street Belt out your favorite Taylor Swift songs at cannabis-friendly Swiftie karaoke, hosted by drag queens Minor Misdemeanor and Phyllis Hull. For $19.89 a person, you’ll get entry into karaoke, a friendship bracelet and a trip to the ice cream station. All cannabis use must be done with products purchased from the High Society weed bar. Learn more about admission (21+) by calling High Society at 303-993-5760. March Dabness Saturday, March 29, 6117 West 38th Avenue, Wheat Ridge Judge the spring edition of the 2025 Con- noisseur Cup in Colorado. For a $42 judge pass, you’ll take part in choosing a winner among underground growers, extractors, and infused product makers. Learn more and register (21+) at theconnoisseurcup.com or by calling 970-279-1420. Laugh Your Hash Off Sunday, March 30, 6 to 8 p.m. Tetra Lounge 3039 Walnut Street Soak in standup sets of nationally touring comedians like Billy Anderson, Brian Mo- ses and Billy Wayne Davis at Tetra Lounge, Denver’s hottest cannabis venue. With a food truck parked outside and plenty of papers and smoking accessories available to rent or buy, all you need is a little weed and admission to laugh your hash off all night. Buy tickets (21+) for $15 on tetralounge.as.me. ■ A S K A S T O N E R BY HERBERT FUEGO Dear Stoner: I’ve got at least ten disposable vapes with small layers of hash oil left in them, but they’re all either dead or clogged. Is there anything to salvage, or should I move on? B. Major Dear B. Major: Move on, and don’t stop at the empty ones. I don’t like vape cartridges unless the setting demands them. The high isn’t the same as smoking weed or taking dabs, and waste from cartridges and lithium batteries is bad for the environment. But as much as vape cartridges annoy me, disposables are a much bigger scourge on the planet. Each time you buy a disposable, that’s more plastic and another lithium battery in the landfi ll. So many disposable vapes are piling up in California that the state might ban them. Sure, most of that trash is from nicotine vapes, but it’s all the same hardware. I cannot deny the convenience of a dis- posable vape, but please consider a differ- ent toking option...after checking if those unclogged leftovers you have were built with a charging port, of course. No sense in wasting a few fi nal rips. Dear Stoner: The dispensary I go to for wax makes me leave with a warning fl ier about THC every time I make a purchase, no mat- ter how many times I’ve been in there. The budtenders say it’s a state requirement and they have to do it. Is that true? Travis Dear Travis: Kinda. The pamphlets stem from a 2021 law intended to curb daily concen- trate sales and medical marijuana access in Colorado. Part of the law also called on the state to keep a closer eye on the public health impact of potent cannabis products and for dispensaries to hand out information detail- ing the potential health risks of consuming concentrated THC — but only to customers purchasing extracted products intended for smoking or vaping. There was a lot of confusion among dis- pensary owners when the fl iers debuted, with most of their frustration centered on having to pay for them and the waste all of that paper caused. The state later clarifi ed that customers don’t have to carry out a fl ier with every purchase, and that dispensaries could meet the requirement by providing the pamphlets at the point of sale and directing purchasers to the resource. But stores can still institute their own policies, and it sounds like yours is playing it safe. Send questions to [email protected] WARNING: Use of Marijuana Concentrate may lead to: 1. Psychotic symptoms and/or Psychotic disorder (delusions, hallucinations, or difficulty distinguishing reality); 2. Mental Health Symptoms/Problems; 3. Cannabis Hyperemesis Syndrome (CHS) (uncontrolled and repetitive vomiting); Cannabis use disorder/ dependence, including physical and psychological dependence