22 MARCH 12-18, 2026 westword.com WESTWORD | REAL ESTATE | RENTALS | HEALTH WELLNESS | SERVICES | EMPLOYMENT | ADULT | MUSIC | CLASSIFIED | WARNING: Use of Marijuana Concentrate may lead to: 1. Psychotic symptoms and/or Psychotic disorder (delusions, hallucinations, or difficulty distinguishing reality); 2. Mental Health Symptoms/Problems; 3. Cannabis Hyperemesis Syndrome (CHS) (uncontrolled and repetitive vomiting); Cannabis use disorder/ dependence, including physical and psychological dependence CANNABIS CALENDAR It’s all about three-leaf clovers and seven-leaf weed plants in this week’s cannabis calen- dar, which is full of springtime events and green-tinted fun. Start the weekend early with cannabis-friendly jazz at Cirrus, hit up a Heady Leprechaun bash at Purple Haze Englewood, or attend the launch party for High Times’s latest project in Denver. Seed to Sale Tour Thursdays through Mondays, 11 a.m. through 6 p.m. Seed & Smith Denver 5070 Oakland Street Ever wanted to learn more about the life of a cannabis plant? See what it takes to run a can- nabis cultivation, processing lab and retail dispensary with Seed & Smith, a vertically integrated marijuana business. Check out the grow room, hold a pound of weed, and get plenty of free smells in. Tours (21+) are free, but you have to sign up online fi rst at seed- andsmith.com/cannabistour. Cannabis-Friendly Live Jazz Thursdays, 6 to 9 p.m. Cirrus Social Club 3200 East Colfax Avenue Live music and cannabis are now a regular occurrence in Denver thanks to Cirrus Social Club. You can catch a live jazz trio at the Col- fax cannabis lounge every Thursday night for a $10 cover fee, with a full cannabis menu and a list of non-infused munchies available for purchase. Find out more at cirrussocial- club.com, and reserve a seat on OpenTable. How to Grow Mushrooms Class Fridays and SaturdaysMushroom Classroom 250 West Jewell Avenue Interested in the world of mushrooms and mycelium? From psychedelics to tasty delica- cies, you’ll learn about mushrooms and mush- room cultivation during this brief weekend course. Sign up for a $10 class on various times every Friday and Saturday, and you’ll leave with a notebook full of information about cultivation, potential health benefi ts, micro- dosing and more. Sign up for a seat and fi nd out more at eventbrite.com/e/how-to-grow- mushrooms-class-tickets-1138816403519. The Heady Leprechaun Sunday, March 15, 7 to 11 p.m. Purple Haze Englewood 3398 South Broadway, Englewood Purple Haze is turning green a couple of days before St. Patricks Day. The Englewood smoke shop’s Heady Leprechaun party will include holiday deals, giveaways, food and drink vendors and a long list of sponsors with reps on the scene, including Cold Cure Labs, the Flower Collective, Lazercat, Puffco, Malek’s Melts, Slapwoods and more. Find out more about the party on Purple Haze’s Instagram account, @shoppurplehaze, or by calling the store at 303-997-7838. Teas & Terps Wednesday, March 18, 1:11 to 5:55 p.m. Purple Haze Englewood 3398 South Broadway, Englewood It’s almost gardening season, and Purple Haze Englewood wants to spread the greens while you sip on some tea. Bring your own cup to enjoy free hot and iced tea as well as some of your favorite bags of tea and seeds (fruits, herbs and veggies only, according to organizers) to trade with local vendors and other attendees. The free event will also have raffl es, giveaways and sponsors. Learn more on Purple Haze’s Instagram account, @shoppurplehaze, or by calling the store at 303-997-7838. 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