118 APRIL 6-12, 2023 westword.com WESTWORD | MUSIC & VENUES | FOOD & DRINK | ARTS & ENTERTAINMENT | SHOPPING & SERVICES | CONTENTS | Best New Club The Crypt 1618 East 17th Avenue 720-542-9543 thecryptdenver.com Just before the Crypt opened on January 13, 2022, co-owner Priscilla Jerez told us that the spot was “destined to be weird.” And the uptown punk bar is determined to stay that way, becoming a nightlife destination for its gothic decor inspired by the book Death Scenes and TV series Tales From the Crypt, as well as live shows from punk, hardcore and prog-rock bands. It’s a return to form for the building, which used to house a punk club back in the ’80s. And while it serves bar food, most of it is vegan and gluten-free. Without a doubt, this death-themed club will become your favorite haunt. Best Indoor Venue Mission Ballroom 4242 Wynkoop Street 720-577-6884 missionballroom.com We can’t emphasize enough how much we love Mission Ballroom, which has show- cased the best local acts along with national and international artists since it opened in 2019. The layout is impeccable, with am- phitheater seating that mimics the wide steps of Red Rocks, an ample fl oor area, and bars on each side at both the top and the bottom, which makes grabbing a drink without missing out on music easy. The acoustics are also incredible, and who can forget the massive disco ball that lights up in a fl ower-of-life geometric pattern (and won its own Best of Denver award in 2022)? Playing the 4,000-capacity space, which is operated by AEG, is now on many musi- cians’ bucket lists. Best Outdoor Venue Levitt Pavilion 1380 West Florida Avenue 303-578-0488 levittdenver.org When summer nights full of music are just around the corner, our thoughts immedi- ately turn to Levitt Pavilion. The nonprofi t, which celebrated its fi fth year in Denver last year, has been one of the city’s most trea- sured gifts, thanks to its Free Summer Con- cert Series, when families and music lovers gather on the lush green grass of Ruby Hill Park for free entertainment from local and national acts. Levitt has ticketed concerts as well, and this summer will welcome artists including CAKE, Yellowcard, Trombone Shorty and more. The nonprofi t’s mission is to build community through music, and the happy crowds that convene for evenings of music, dancing and mingling are evidence that the goal is being fulfi lled. Best Indoor-Outdoor Venue Cervantes’ Masterpiece Ballroom 2637 Welton Street 202-297-1772 cervantesmasterpiece.com Considered a stepping stone for many mu- sicians, Cervantes’ Masterpiece Ballroom is where local acts cut their teeth before making their way to places like Red Rocks. Cervantes’ — which contains two separate indoor options (the Ballroom and Other Side) as well as an outdoor patio with a stage — celebrated its twentieth anniver- sary in January with an amazing daily lineup of concerts. While Cervantes’ of- ten caters to jam bands and EDM, you’ll also hear multiple genres there, as well as some surprise shows. For instance, last summer, Colorado DJ GRiZ announced a spur-of-the-moment set on the outdoor patio, and lines to get in wrapped around several blocks. Whether you’re dancing to bluegrass on the patio or grooving to a jamtronic group inside, Cervantes’ is a guaranteed good time. Best Drink Deals at a Venue Lion’s Lair 2022 East Colfax Avenue 303-320-9200 lionslairco.com A bold turquoise-and-gold-striped exterior emblazoned with a lion heralds an intimate music lounge with dive-bar vibes, grungy music, cheap drinks and lip-smacking slices of pizza. The Lion’s Lair is one of Denver’s oldest independent music ven- ues, fi rst opening as the Playboy Club in the 1930s and then the Aladdin Club before reopening in the early ’90s in its current iteration. The lounge has a varied calen- dar (including weekly open mics for both music and comedy) and books local bands almost every night. Most important, the drinks here are cheap: Well liquor, shots and beer range from $5 to $7, and during happy hour (Thursday to Sunday, 3 to 8 p.m.), all drinks are an additional $1 off. Best Food at a Venue Globe Hall 4483 Logan Street 303-296-1003 globehall.com Shows at the dark, divey Globe Hall run the genre gamut, but a big part of the venue’s draw is that on concert nights, the kitchen sends out heaping plates of tender, top- notch Texas-style barbecue: brisket, pulled pork, sausage, chicken and even jackfruit, all lightly seasoned and smoked over post oak wood, which gives everything a slightly spicy and smoky taste. We also applaud the sides of mac and cheese, fried okra, loaded waffl e fries, potato salad and apple slaw. Wash it all down with an inexpensive beer and fi nish with a banana pudding or, in sea- son, peach cobbler. Not in the mood for music? As long as a band is playing, food is available for takeout, too. Best Gay/LGBTQ+ Club X Bar 629 East Colfax Avenue 303-832-2687 xbardenver.com There’s no shortage of great queer bars and clubs in and around Denver, but X Bar remains our top pick. While many queer establishments cater to a certain niche, X Bar is where you’re most likely to fi nd every letter of the LGBTQ+ community repre- sented. Open daily from 3 p.m. to 2 a.m., this spot has all kinds of crowd-pleasing entertainment, including Laugh Your Yas Off, the longest-running queer comedy showcase in Denver. X Bar has a differ- ent signature event for every weeknight, from Musical Mondays to rotating drag shows every Friday and Saturday hosted by some of Denver’s best performers. The Buy One Get One Happy Hour lasts for fi ve hours every Monday through Satur- day, with Sundays dedicated to Beer Bust, when you can get four hours of unlimited beer for $13. With low or no cover charges and an expansive outdoor patio with plenty of seating, X Bar is our go-to for summer day drinking, wild nights and everything in between. Best Rock Club hi-dive 7 South Broadway 303-733-0230 hi-dive.com With two decades of supporting local mu- sicians and touring acts under its worn leather belt, the hi-dive has become an institution in Denver. Its smaller stage, elevated at just three feet, creates the per- fect intimate setting for the rock and metal shows the club is known for. That’s not to say it discriminates against other genres; you’ll fi nd plenty of singer-songwriter, in- die and country acts here, too. But if you like cheap tickets, excellent music and a laid-back atmosphere, then the hi-dive should be your go-to spot for rocking out. As owner Matty Clark told us in November, “Even as Denver’s been booming, the local scene has stayed tight-knit.” And much of the credit for that goes to the hi-dive. Best Indie-Rock Venue Larimer Lounge 2721 Larimer Street 303-296-1003 larimerlounge.com When the Larimer Lounge opened just over twenty years ago, there were hardly any businesses or storefronts on its stretch of Larimer Street. But as much as the neigh- borhood has changed, the Larimer’s mis- sion of bringing rock to RiNo has remained the same. The club, which just completed renovations on its bar, often books indie- rock bands on the brink of making it big: The Lumineers, Arcade Fire, Portugal. The Man and the Killers are just some of the big names that got started on its intimate stage. A quick perusal of the club’s current sched- ule reads like an indie-rock bible; check it out, and maybe one day you, too, will be able to say you saw them when. Best Metal Venue HQ 60 South Broadway 720-381-6159 hqdenver.com Broadway is home to some of the city’s great live-music locales, but HQ is the best place to catch a metal show. The club moved into the former 3 Kings Tavern space after the pandemic, when Oriental Theater owners Peter Ore and Scott Hap- pel took over the beloved dive bar with the intention of keeping its independent music legacy alive. And metal bands are taking the stage nearly every night: This year’s lineup includes Misfi ts guitarist Doyle Wolfgang von Frankenstein, hardcore legends Mad- ball and new wave of British heavy-metal mainstays Satan continued on page 122 GETT Y IMAGES Music & Venues
