138 MARCH 26-APRIL 1, 2026 westword.com WESTWORD | REAL ESTATE | RENTALS | SERVICES | EMPLOYMENT | CANNABIS & MORE | CLASSIFIED | Best Way to Smell Napalm in the Morning FAFO by Green Dot Labs Love the smell of that gas in the morning? Even if you’re not a wake-and-bake per- son, a good whiff of petrol-leaning fl ower will widen the eyes and bring vitality to the nostrils. (Some say it even adds vigor to the undercarriage.) If you don’t believe us, perhaps it’s time to fuck around and fi nd out with Green Dot Labs. Short for exactly what you think it means, FAFO is a distinct, hair-raising hybrid of Under- dawg OG and Han Solo Burger from the Boulder-based growing operation. Such strong gasoline fumes make for one de- lightful stoner aroma – the kind that has you do a giddy little happy dance at home after work — while notes of hash and fer- mented garlic remind your brain of the couch-lock to come. Think you can burn a joint of this and exist in public? Maybe you should FAFO. Best Way to Heat Up Your Edibles Game Hot Cinnamon Fire Bombs by Joyibles joyibles.com/fi re-bombs You can always count on Joyibles to bring a level of creativity to the edibles shelf, whether it’s the brand’s Skittles-inspired Joy Bombs candy or Joy Gum, a line of THC-infused gum that has sadly been put on a hiatus. But what Joyibles cur- rently lacks in gum, it more than makes up for in cinnamon-induced heat with Fire Bombs. These tiny cinnamon hot chews are candy-coated and infused with 2.5 milligrams of THC, and the hot fl avor is a welcome change from most of the fruit gummies and sugary flavors out there. Lovers of Atomic Fireballs, Hot Tamales and that godforsaken whiskey, look no further. This is the kind of sweet heat we can get behind. Best Dispensary Combo Packs The Center’s Happy Packs 600 South Broadway thecenterco.com Maybe it’s the allure of a good deal, or we were just indoctrinated by Happy Meals. Whatever the reason, we love a good combo, and no dispensary has as much fun with it as the Center. Following the model of both a takeout special and staff recommendations at old movie rentals, the Center’s Happy Packs contain vari- ous combinations of fl ower, hash, edibles, vapes, rolling papers and other dispensary goodies, all of which are selected by the store’s featured budtenders. Combos range in price and allow for some customiza- tion, such as what kind of fl ower or hash you’d like, but all of them will save you a few bucks over buying each product indi- vidually. There’s no toy or golden Poké- mon card included (yet), but the Center’s Happy Packs provide a fun and affordable way to test out different dispensary prod- ucts while getting to know the staff a little better. Whaddup, Vincent! Best Cannabis-Friendly Place to Watch the Game Tetra Lounge 3039 Walnut Street tetralounge.com Finding a sports bar is easy in Denver, but Tetra Lounge is the only place in town where you can legally light up and watch the game. The licensed venue in RiNo is Denver’s longest-running cannabis lounge, and owner Dewayne Benjamin knows ball. If Tetra is open and sports are on cable, you can count on him to have the action on his flat-screen TVs, especially if his beloved Las Vegas Raiders or Los Ange- les Dodgers are playing. Tetra also hosts watch parties for playoff games, big boxing matches and UFC fi ghts, with food trucks and snack vendors regularly on the scene. Even during the dog days of the regular season, Benjamin will usually put a game on one of the TVs if you ask and no special events are taking place. This place really scores with stoned sports fans. Best New Dispensary Flatirons Reserve 2043 16th Street, Boulder fl atironsreserve.com Like the rest of Colorado, Boulder’s dis- pensary scene has taken some hits over the years, topped off with the closing of popu- lar pot shop Eclipse Cannabis last fall. But the city received a much-needed shot in the arm from Flatirons Reserve soon after. The house dispensary of our favorite new grower of 2026, Chimera Craft Cannabis, Flatirons Reserve is sure to have a deep menu of dank fl ower. You’ll fi nd a wide display of Chimera’s genetics at the store, with prices competitive against other Pearl Street dispensaries, popcorn buds on sale for less than $15 an eighth, and a nice selec- tion of edibles and extraction brands, from Wyld to Soiku Bano. Best Dispensary for Spotting Professional Athletes All Pro Cannabis 1233 West Alameda Avenue Former NFL player Bo Scaife opened his fl agship store, All Pro Dispensary, in No- vember 2025. A local football legend, Scaife has invested heavily in Colorado cannabis, with a large growing operation in south- ern Colorado and several sponsorships and events held under his All Pro brand. As he expands his retail pot playbook, Scaife has embraced a mindset built on using canna- bis to enhance productivity and wellness — and, unsurprisingly, more than a few friends from his old industry are interested in said mindset. Former NFL running back and fellow Denver product LenDale White is a regular at All Pro Dispensary, and in a short time the store has hosted former Denver Broncos D.J Williams and Selvin Young, longtime Titans linebacker Keith Bulluck, ex-NBA players and prominent social media personalities. If Scaife builds out his podcast and media studio in the dispensary as planned, you’ll probably see even more prominent jocks at All Pro — and even if you don’t, it’s a great dispensary, shiny-new with an impressive selection. What do you have to lose? Best Dispensary for Hash Heads Allgreens 2291 South Kalamath Street allgreens.co Colorado is full of talented extractors and well-stocked dispensaries, so why not en- joy both at the same place? In addition to being home to some of the best hashmak- ers in Denver, Allgreens quickly evolved as a dispensary with a deep inventory after moving a few miles and adding a recre- ational license. One-, two- and four-gram buckets of internally crafted rosin can all be had at Allgreens, and each jar brings something to the table. Allgreens is one of the few extractors still working with Sour Diesel, and it has an extensive list of new genetics and interesting combinations, like Crusty Maple (a mix of Black Maple and house favorite Crusty Weasel), Georgia Diesel and the timeless Cheese and GG4. On top of maintaining the best value in town for its own rosin, Allgreens also car- ries Denver’s other top extractors, such as In-House, Malek’s Melts and Single Source, and usually has old-school brick hash on sale, too. If you haven’t visited the south Denver rosin hotspot, give it a go. Your Puffco will thank you. Best Dispensary for Flower Lovers Colorado Harvest Company Three metro locations Standing out for flower selection is be- coming harder in retail cannabis as store inventory becomes more ubiquitous, but Colorado Harvest Company has kept its fl oral section interesting and updated for years now. On top of a respectable internal cultivation, Colorado Harvest Co. carries the state’s most esteemed growers, like 710 Labs, Green Dot Labs, Malek’s and Single Source, but it’s not all about the most de- luxe and expensive here. On top of fair prices and deals throughout the week, Colorado Harvest Co. sells flower from many of its top growers in both pre-packed and deli-style varieties, a rare distinction for persnickety pot shoppers, and it stocks a long list of middle-tier growers that de- serve a look, too. Best Dispensary for Stocking Up Maikoh Holistics 260 Broadway 2750 Glenwood Drive, Boulder maikohholistics.com Visiting a dispensary nowadays feels like stopping at a cross between a liquor store and used car dealership, with plenty of low, low prices, product promos and made-up reasons for sales that are actually the regular price. Maikoh Holistics is able to avoid all of the cheesy tactics, however, largely because its budtenders aren’t pushy and the daily prices are just about unbeatable. Flower from SPCY and 710 Labs, two of the state’s best growers, is priced around $30 an eighth or less after tax, with buds from Indico, Lo- col Love and other Cannabis & More continued from page 136 continued on page 140 ILLUSTRATIONS BY GETT Y IMAGES
