▼ Culture March of the Unicorns Seven nerdy things to do in Phoenix this month. BY PHOENIX NEW TIMES WRITERS you could use some downtime away from your screens. Consider disconnecting for a few hours S and heading out to any of the following geek-friendly events happening around metro Phoenix in March. You can get rowdy in a wedding dress, hang out with unicorns, roll for initiative, or meet a legendary comic book creator. Arizona Game Fair 2022 Want to get into tabletop gaming and RPGs but don’t know a Warhammer from a claw hammer? Join the party at the Arizona Game Fair, which returns to the Mesa Convention Center, 263 North Center Street, from Thursday, March 10, to Sunday, March 13. The geek-friendly event is a good place to get a crash course in gaming of the board, tabletop, miniature, collectible card, and role-playing varieties. Attendees can choose from a library of more than 800-plus games during open and scheduled gaming sessions. Other activities will include a flea market, the chance to complete in the Arizona Board Game Championships, and more. Various tournaments will also take place throughout the weekend. Doors open at 8 a.m. each day. Daily admission is $25 to $30, weekend-only badges are $45, full event passes are $80, and kids under 12 are $2. See the fair’s website for full details and the complete schedule. BENJAMIN LEATHERMAN o you’ve grown tired of rage- quitting Elden Ring and already binged every episode of both Peacemaker and The Book of Boba Fett? Sounds like That Golden Girls Show: A Puppet Parody If you’re yearning to relive classic moments with TV’s Golden Girls, you’ll want to check out this all-puppet parody of the classic ’80s series being staged at Chandler Center for the Arts, 250 North Arizona Avenue, from Thursday, March 17, to Sunday, March 20. You can bet there will be references to Rue McClanahan’s char- acter Blanche and her never-ending manhunt and Estelle Getty’s get-rich-quick schemes in her role as Sophia. Add Dorothy (Bea Arthur), fending off her pesky ex, and spacey Rose played by every- body’s fave Betty White (who sadly left us in January just shy of her 100th birthday) spouting tales of St. Olaf’s. Curtain times for the production penned by New York Drama Desk nominee Jonathan Rockefeller are at 7 p.m. on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday plus a 3 p.m. show on Saturday and Sunday. Tickets range from $36 to $56. REBA LINER The Brides of March 2022 Equal parts bar crawl and costumed urban prank, the annual Brides of March involves hundreds of local men and women donning wedding dresses or other matri- monial finery and hitting up downtown Phoenix’s various drinkeries for an afternoon of fun. The nuptial-themed event put on the Arizona Cacophony Society also features a high-heel footrace and other antics. This year’s event will take place on Saturday, March 19, starting at noon. It’s free to participate, but you’ll have to spring for the cost of your outfit and (of course) whatever drinks you want to imbibe. More details and the starting point Benjamin Leatherman can be found on the society’s website. BENJAMIN LEATHERMAN Unicorn Fantasy Festival Unicorns may not exist, except in your imagination or the realm of fantasy, but their popularity is very much real. As any Lisa Frank fans might tell you, the magical single-horned creatures have been a big thing in recent years, rivaling mermaids, adorning any number of products (remember those rainbow-colored Starbucks Frappuccinos?) and causing countless people to go unicorn crazy. If you’re one of them, then the Unicorn Fantasy Festival on Sunday, March 20, at Hidden Lake, 24445 West Sunrise Drive in Buckeye, is meant for you. The six-hour event from 11 a.m. to 5 p.m. will offer all unicorn everything, from themed drinks and cookie decorating to activities, vendors, and the chance to meet a “real” version of the mythical beast. Kids and teens ages 2 to 17 can get in with an $18.50 “Unicorn Pass,” which includes access to interactive activities, bounce houses, photo ops, and games. Adult companion tickets are $5 and other admission packages are available. BENJAMIN LEATHERMAN Final Fantasy VII Remake Orchestra Final Fantasy VII is considered one of the greatest video games of all time, and one of the factor in its near-universal acclaim is its soundtrack. Created by Japanese composer and keyboardist Nobuo Uematsu for the 1997 PlayStation game, it’s alter- nately catchy, stirring, and melancholic, particularly such tracks as “One Winged Angel” and “Aertith’s Theme.” Uematsu’s music, which included both electronic and choral elements, got even better when new arrangements were created for the game’s 2020 remake. Fans can enjoy a symphonic interpretation of the soundtrack performed by the Phoenix Symphony and Chorus on Wednesday, March 23, at the Orpheum Theatre, 203 West Adams Street, on Wednesday, March 23. The concert starts at 8 p.m. and tickets are $49 to $88. BENJAMIN LEATHERMAN Thank you for being a friend. Chandler Center for the Arts A Dark Knight with Frank Miller Frank Miller is a renowned name in the world of comic books, and for good reason. Looks like a nice day for a white wedding (dress). The writer, penciler, and inker helped reinvent Daredevil in the early ’80s and created landmark titles and miniseries like Hard Boiled, Sin City, and 300 in the ’90s. One of his biggest claims to fame, though, is returning Batman to his gritty, noirish roots in the late ’80s after the character’s campy and cartoonish runs in the ’60s and ’70s. Story arcs like The Dark Knight Returns in 1986 and Batman: Year One are not only widely acclaimed by critics and geeks alike, but influenced future portrayals of the Caped Crusader (including all of his subsequent appear- ances on the silver screen). The famed comic book creator will visit the Majestic Neighborhood Cinema Grill, 5478 South Power Road in Gilbert, on Friday, March 25, for two showings of the 2021 docu- mentary Frank Miller: American Genius. A Q&A session with Miller and director Silenn Thomas will take place before each screening, which are at 6 and 6:45 p.m. Tickets are $86.24 and include a limited- edition print autographed by Miller. BENJAMIN LEATHERMAN Letterkenny Live If you’ve seen every single episode of Letterkenny, memorized all the best bits, and randomly tell people, “If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian goose, then you have a problem with me,” then it’s fair to say you’re a die-hard fan of the hilarious sitcom from the Great White North. And you probably already know a touring version of the show called Letterkenny Live! is coming to the Orpheum Theatre, 203 West Adams Street, on Tuesday, March 29. If not, we suggest you let that one marinate for a while, put on your muscle shirt, and make plans to attend. The 90-minute “comedy expe- rience” features nine actors and actresses from the show — including Jared Keeso (Wayne), Nathan Dales (Daryl), Michelle Mylett (Katy), Dylan Playfair (Reilly), and Andrew Herr (Jonesy) — performing never-before-seen sketches from Letterkenny. Tickets are technically sold out, but go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan, since they’re available through resellers. BENJAMIN LEATHERMAN 29 phoenixnewtimes.com | CONTENTS | FEEDBACK | OPINION | NEWS | FEATURE | NIGHT+DAY | CULTURE | FILM | CAFE | MUSIC | PHOENIX NEW TIMES MARCH 10TH– MARCH 16TH, 2022
