| NEWS | Red Scare A QAnon congressional hopeful hijacks Scottsdale’s school board meeting. BY KATYA SCHWENK Q Anon luminary and long- shot Arizona congressional candidate Ron Watkins disrupted the Scottsdale school board last week. “Communist school boards are now indoctrinating our children,” Watkins shouted at members of the Scottsdale Unified School District board during the otherwise routine public comment portion of its meeting on January 25. “Critical racist theory is teaching [children] to be racist against white people,” he said, riffing on the conservative rally cry against critical race theory, which for much of the right has become a catchall for any discussion of racism in America and particularly its impact on Black communities. Then, he turned to his political campaign pitch: “I am running for Congress,” he said, promising to enact legislation to “stop the communist creeps.” Watkins is hoping to represent Arizona’s District 2, formerly District 1, in the U.S. House of Representatives. The largely rural district includes cities such as Flagstaff and Prescott, but also the Navajo Nation and Hopi Tribe communities. Even after the school board president, Julie Cieniawski, informed Watkins that there was no electioneering permitted during public comment, he refused to sit down and yield his time for several minutes, video of the meeting shows. A shouting match ensued. As he concluded, the small gaggle of parents and attendees who gathered to watch erupted into cheers. A school board meeting in a city like Scottsdale, it seems, is now an ideal platform for fringe politicians like Watkins. The once sparsely attended meetings have become new battlegrounds for right-wing politicians. And local civic leaders who volunteer as board members have become pariahs. Phoenix New Times contacted four Scottsdale board members for comment. Only Cieniawski replied, in a lengthy statement. She said that while the board “honors and appreciates public input,” she was forced to ask Watkins to stop speaking when he began campaigning. Then, she turned to the larger problems 8 that public schools in Arizona are facing. “We are underfunded, understaffed, Gage Skidmore/Creative Commons underrepresented, and legislation continues to be introduced which limits local governance and the education opportunities of our children,” she continued. “Education seems to have become a political tool.” Watkins announced his congressional run in Arizona back in October. He’s hoping to unseat Democrat Tom O’Halleran alongside a number of Republican challengers, including current state representative Walt Blackman. The campaign is Watkins’s first foray into politics. So far, without polling data or fundraising figures, he has yet to prove himself as a serious candidate. He’s best known for his previous gig running the message board 8chan (now called 8kun), which is owned by his father, Jim Watkins. Some QAnon researchers suspect the two to be behind the original, anonymous posts on the forum from “Q,” which spurred the sprawling QAnon conspiracy movement. Among fringe alt-right communities, Watkins is a celebrity. He’s relatively new, though, to Arizona and certainly to Scottsdale. He claims he has a Sedona address and weak (and so far unproven) family ties to the state, but most recently he has lived abroad, in Japan and the Philippines. It’s too early to say where Watkins stands in the polls or in terms of collecting campaign donations. Reached by phone, Watkins said he had chosen to speak in Scottsdale due to the district’s recent, high-profile scandals. Over the last few months, Scottsdale’s school board has been embattled — attracting so much furor that the local conflict spilled into the national spotlight. At first, the story was typical. Like school boards around the country, Scottsdale board officers faced mounting opposition last summer from a small fraction of parents opposed to district mask policies and a curriculum perceived in some circles as excessively liberal. But then, in November, a small group of those parents discovered that someone had Ron Watkins attends a Trump rally in Florence, Arizona. compiled a Google Drive folder containing extensive records — divorce papers, business filings — on the more vocal parents in the district. It appeared to have been created by the father of the then-president of the school board, Jann-Michael Greenburg. Greenburg himself also had access to the folder — now notorious as “the Scottsdale dossier.” The story made waves on the conservative media circuit. Greenburg eventually stepped down as president, although he remains on the board. Scottsdale police investigated and determined that there was no crime committed and that everything contained in the dossier was a public record. A recall campaign rustled up by the parents failed. Still, the scandal has stubbornly remained a talking point for right-wing evangelists. On the phone with New Times, Watkins again called the board “communist.” Pressed on what policies, exactly, he opposed, he brought up the district’s mask mandate. But Scottsdale no longer has a mask mandate. It was dropped in November, after months of pressure from parents. Only staff at the schools, not students, are required to wear masks indoors. Watkins also announced at the meeting that he plans to take legal action against the school board members for, supposedly, breaking the law. He sent New Times photos of his demands, which claim that board members have broken 27 “state, federal, and international laws.” The documents insist that the district end its “gay rights week” and “propaganda of vaccines.” It’s unclear if Scottsdale schools even have a week celebrating LGBTQ students. His stunt had racked up nearly 100,000 views on Telegram by Wednesday. Watkins took the opportunity to request campaign donations from his half a million followers. “Every single penny counts,” he said. Testing Patience Some Phoenix patients wonder if they might ever get COVID-19 test results back. BY ELIAS WEISS I t’s been two months since Monica Lenne expected COVID-19 test results for her family from a free testing location in the Alhambra neighborhood in uptown Phoenix. In November 2021, the single mother of two children claims she visited a Premier Lab Solutions LLC site in the parking lot next to Washington Park near 23rd Avenue and was promised test results within 48 hours. She wanted to send her children back to school after Thanksgiving break with certainty they were not infectious with COVID-19, to curb the spread of the coronavirus pandemic. She thought she could find some peace of mind by getting the pair of kids tested, and trusted that the free testing site supported by the city of Phoenix was a good bet. But she claims she is still waiting on the Phoenix-based business and the results were never sent along. “While they are not sending the results, people’s lives are on hold,” Lenne said. Premier Lab Solutions, which operates some COVID-19 testing sites on behalf of the city, disputes Lenne’s version of events. “Premier does not lose test results,” wrote Kendall Oltrogge, CEO of Premier Lab Solutions, in a recent email to Phoenix New Times. “Every person who receives a test is contacted and receives their results through Premier’s online portal.” Premier Lab Solutions was awarded a $2 million contract from the city of Phoenix using federal money allocated from the American Rescue Plan Act of 2021. It was part of the Biden Administration’s $1.9 trillion package of coronavirus relief and economic stimulus. The local company’s contract has been extended twice by the city since then, city records show. Phoenix Mayor Kate Gallego touted the city’s partnership with Premier Lab Solutions in February 2021 to provide free COVID-19 tests to Valley residents. Gallego promised patients could get “rapid results” from the testing site within two days. Several other companies were tapped to provide free COVID-19 tests: Phoenix-based nonprofit Equality Health Foundation, local clinic Family Tree Healthcare, and New York- based XpresCheck. Joni Oltrogge co-founded >>p 12 FEB 3RD– FEB 9TH, 2022 PHOENIX NEW TIMES | MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | CULTURE | NIGHT+DAY | FEATURE | NEWS | OPINION | FEEDBACK | CONTENTS | phoenixnewtimes.com