8 December 14-20, 2023 miaminewtimes.com | browardpalmbeach.com New Times | music | cafe | culture | Night+Day | news | letters | contents | Month XX–Month XX, 2008 miaminewtimes.com MIAMI NEW TIMES | MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | ART | STAGE | NIGHT+DAY | METRO | RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | event, where you can enjoy special drink of- ferings at various locations. Join the merri- ment at YOLO, O Lounge, Rooftop @ 1WLO, B Square Burgers & Booze, American Social, Big City Tavern, and Salt 7. 6 p.m. to 2 a.m. Satur- day, at various locations; Fort Lauderdale; santacon.info. Admission is free. SOPHIA MEDINA ▼ FORT LAUDERDALE SAIL AWAY While South Florida may lack snow, it boasts a unique spectacle that sets it apart: boats adorned with twinkling lights. The Winterfest Boat Parade features vessels bedecked in fes- tive decorations, cruising east along the wa- terway and spreading holiday cheer. Secure a prime spot along the New River to witness the parade, but for an optimal viewing experi- ence, head to the official parade viewing area at Las Olas Intracoastal Promenade Park. Ad- ditionally, local bridges, the Riverside Hotel, and the Downtowner Saloon offer excellent vantage points. You can also catch the specta- cle online via Facebook Live. 6:30 p.m. Satur- day, at Las Olas Intracoastal Promenade Park, 80 Las Olas Cir., Fort Lauderdale; winterfest- parade.com. Admission is free; tickets for the viewing area cost $25 to $30. SOPHIA MEDINA ▼ SOUTH BEACH HOLIDAY MELODY Under the guidance of conducting fellow Molly Turner, New World Symphony is set to deliver a festive musical experience with “Sounds of the Season.” Revel in pure joy as the sympho- ny’s fellows showcase beloved seasonal clas- sics, all while adorned in their most festive and whimsical holiday attire. Anticipate enchant- ing selections, including Tchaikovsky’s compo- sitions for The Nutcracker, James Lord Pierpont’s “Jingle Bells,” and Alan Silvestri’s “Suite from The Polar Express.” If you’re saving up for presents, you can also watch the concert for free during the Wallcast in SoundScape Park. 7:30 p.m. Saturday, at New World Center, 500 17th St., Miami Beach; 305-673-3330; nws. edu. Tickets cost $65 to $110. ASHLEY-ANNA ABOREDEN ▼ SUNRISE YOUR SPOTIFY PLAYLIST Everyone’s favorite local Top 40 radio station takes over the Amerant Bank Arena to deliver the gift of music with iHeartRadio Y100’s Jingle Ball. The star-studded lineup includes perfor- mances by Marshmello, AJR, Flo Rida, Lud- acris, LANY, Nicky Jam, and Shaggy. Notably, the latest addition to the already impressive roster is none other than the queen of rap her- self, Nicki Minaj. Her recent release, Pink Fri- day 2, marks her fifth studio album, featuring standout tracks like “Super Freaky Girl,” “Last Time I Saw You,” and “Red Ruby da Sleeze.” 7:30 p.m. Saturday, at Amerant Bank Arena, 1 Panther Pkwy., Sunrise; 954-835-7000; amer- antbankarena.com. Tickets cost $20 to $501 via seatgeek.com. JOSE D. DURAN ▼ LITTLE HAITI MUSCLE STRENGTH Villain Theater promises the biggest and baddest event of the holiday season when it hosts the South Florida League of Lady Arm Wrestlers this Saturday. The gathering combines a competition, charity event, and live concert into one spectacular experience. Wrestlers engage in a double-elimination tournament format, with the final two contenders advancing to the last round, where the winner will be determined by the best of three bouts. Among the participants are ThunderCunt, Moth Ma’am, Crist the Redeemer, and Tina Burner. Meanwhile, Villain’s house band, Shoebox of Sound, will perform holiday songs and emo bangers throughout the night. 8:30 p.m. Saturday, at Villain Theater, 5865 NE Second Ave., Miami; 786-391-2241; villaintheater.com. Tickets cost $20 via eventbrite.com. JOSE D. DURAN ▼ SOUTH BEACH MASTER AT WORK Renowned producer Danny Tenaglia takes center stage at M2 nightclub on Saturday as part of Ultra Music Festival’s Resistance win- ter residency at the South Beach venue. Join- ing him on the lineup are German DJ Magdalena and Tel Aviv export Magit Cacoon. Originally from New York, Tenaglia made the move to Miami in the ‘80s, when he became the resident DJ at the South Miami nightclub Cheers. With a prolific career, he has released numerous tracks, remixed for iconic artists such as Madonna, Depeche Mode, and Jamiroquai, and earned numerous accolades. Hearing Tenaglia spin is a privi- lege for any self-respecting dance-music fan. 10 p.m. Saturday, at M2, 1235 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; resistancemiami.com. Tickets cost $29.95 via dice.fm. SOPHIA MEDINA SUN 12/17 ▼ DOWNTOWN DEEP CONNECTION Sunday marks Return 2 Human’s final 2023 event at Maurice A. Ferré Park. Amid the holi- day chaos, you’re invited to “Tune In, Turn On, Drop Out,” a health and wellness gathering dedicated to nurturing your mind, body, and spirit. The event unfolds in three parts: a full- body workout designed to energize and awaken the senses, a yoga meditation fostering tranquility and ease, and a tea-sit ceremony aimed at building community bonds and inner peace. The gathering provides a safe space for you to confront stresses, fatigue, and anxiety, transforming these challenges into sources of strength and inspiration. Noon to 3 p.m. Sun- day, at Maurice A. Ferré Park, 1075 Biscayne Blvd., Miami, return2human.com. Tickets cost $68 to $135 via eventbrite.com. SOPHIA MEDINA ▼ DOWNTOWN HEARING IS BELIEVING Grammy Award-winning gospel group the Blind Boys of Alabama are set to showcase their Christmas show at the Adrienne Arsht Center for the Performing Arts as part of the venue’s Free Gospel Sundays series. That’s right — the event is free. During the perfor- mance, the Blind Boys will enchant you with holiday standards from their 2004 album Go Tell It on the Mountain and 2014’s Talkin’ Christmas! Experience firsthand why the group is described as “James Brown does gos- pel.” 5 p.m. Sunday, at the Adrienne Arsht Cen- ter for the Performing Arts, 1300 Biscayne Blvd; 305-949-6722; arshtcenter.org. Admis- sion is free with RSVP. JOSE D. DURAN ▼ WYNWOOD LUNAR LANDING Wrap up the week on a high note with Cock- tails & Cabaret at the Moon. Your evening kicks off at the rooftop lounge Astra, where you’ll indulge in a cocktail reception featur- ing live music and delectable bites. Following that, you’ll be guided downstairs to the Moon for the dinner show. The 90-minute perfor- mance guarantees to captivate you with showgirls who take the stage as you savor your meal. Each show is distinct, so even if you’ve attended before, there’s ample reason to make a return visit. 7 to 11 p.m. Sunday, at the Moon, 2103 NW Second Ave., Miami; the- moonmiami.com. Tickets cost $84.15 to $143.65 via eventbrite.com. ASHLEY-ANNA ABOREDEN MON 12/18 ▼ SOUTH BEACH WORD VOMIT Debuting at Kill Your Idol on Monday, Purge Club offers a platform for artists to showcase their work onstage and receive feedback from the audience. The emphasis here is not on presenting your most polished work but rather something in need of refinement. Whether you’re a poet, stand-up comic, or songwriter, you are encouraged to share your work with the group. As an audience member, you’ll be invited to provide constructive criticism — emphasizing the constructive aspect. What aspects worked well? What could be improved upon? There are only seven slots available per night, and each performer is allotted a maximum stage time of seven minutes, comprising five minutes for the performance and an additional two minutes for feedback. 8 to 10 p.m. Monday, at Kill Your Idol, 222 Española Way, Miami Beach; sub-culture.org. Admission is free with RSVP via eventbrite.com. ASHLEY-ANNA ABOREDEN TUE 12/19 ▼ FORT LAUDERDALE STAGE QUEEN Immerse yourself in the magic of the holiday season with Tony Award-winning actress and singer Sutton Foster, who is gracing the Parker with “Christmas Time Is Here!” This enchanting evening promises a delightful blend of holiday classics and Foster’s per- sonal favorites. With two Tony Awards to her name, Foster boasts a successful career high- lighted by acclaimed productions such as Vio- let and The Music Man. Beyond the stage, she has charmed audiences through hit TV shows like Younger and The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel. 8 p.m. Tuesday, at the Parker, 707 NE Eighth St., Fort Lauderdale; 954-462-0222; parkerplayhouse.com. Tickets cost $59 to $69 via ticketmaster.com. ASHLEY-ANNA ABOREDEN WED 12/20 ▼ SOUTH MIAMI CATCH A FLIGHT Enhance your happy hour experience every third Wednesday of the month at Root & Bone’s Bourbon & Blues Night. For only $20, immerse yourself in an enchanting evening featuring bourbon and beer flights, expertly paired with soulful music performed by a live swamp blues band. Alongside the de- lightful drinks and live entertainment, in- dulge in complimentary bites that will satisfy your taste buds and complement the liba- tions. 6 to 8 p.m. Wednesday, at Root & Bone, 5958 S. Dixie Hwy, South Miami; 786-785- 1001; rootnbonemia.com. Tickets cost $20 via opentable.com. SOPHIA MEDINA [email protected] La Goony Chonga at the Ground Thursday La Goony Chonga photo
