its latest skateboarding session. Every Sunday, in partnership with Sk8pak, the skatepark hosts a one-hour Adult Longboarding Class that will teach any old fogy how to step, glide, or make moves as they ride the pavement. The event promises that students will leave the class with at least a few tricks up their sleeves. Once the session is complete, skateboarders are invited to enjoy pizza and drinks from on-site vendors. There’s also a Wednesday evening class for those looking to shred after work. 10 to 11 a.m. Sunday, at Skatebird Miami, 533 NE 83rd St., El Portal; 305-603-8015; skatebirdmiami.com. Tick- ets cost $25 via eventbrite.com. SOPHIA MEDINA ▼ SOUTH BEACH Tequila, the beach, and a perfect sunset: What more could one want? The weekly Sundown Sunday at Bodega Taqueria y Tequila South Beach may be the best way to say goodbye to the weekend. Add tropical flair with specialty cock- tails, pitcher specials, DJs, giveaways, and $7 co- conut tequila shots. For those looking to make an even bigger dent in their weekend budget, table reservations are available. 6 p.m. Sunday, at Bodega Taqueria y Tequila South Beach, 1220 16th St., Miami Beach; 305-704-2145; bodegata- queria.com. Admission is free with RSVP via eventbrite.com. ASHLEY-ANNA ABOREDEN WEEKEND’S OVER ▼ DOWNTOWN GO HARD Bring out the collar spikes and gel up your mohawks because you’re in for a punky ride. The Auld Dubliner hosts a Miami Vice Punk Night featuring music by local punk bands. Fuákata, Johnny Two Chords, and the Prob- lemAddicts will take the stage to move the crowd with their hard-hitting music. Cau- tion: Sudden mosh pits may occur. 7 p.m. Sunday, at Auld Dubliner Irish Pub, 91 NW First St., Miami; 786-353-2339. Admission is free. SOPHIA MEDINA ▼ SOUTH BEACH What’s not to love about Eurovision? The an- nual song contest sees European nations compete for the top prize through deliciously campy pop tunes, and since debuting in 1956, it’s perplexed Americans who have no idea what’s going on. This year’s winner was Ukraine, with the song “Stefania,” performed by the folk-rap group Kalush Orchestra. Of course, Eurovision has its fans in America, like EurovisioNYC, the largest fan commu- nity in the New York City area. On Sunday, the group welcomes its EurovisionMIA chap- ter with a Welcome to Eurovision Miami party at gay watering hole Nathan’s Bar, hosted by Dasha Sweetwaters. 7 to 11 p.m. Sunday, at Nathan’s Bar, 1216 Washington Ave., Miami Beach; nathanssobe.com. Admission is free. ASHLEY-ANNA ABOREDEN PRAISED AND CONFUSED MON 7/18 LAUGH AWAY THE PAIN ▼ UPPER EASTSIDE 1010 Every Monday, stop in at Cafe Kush at the Selina Miami Gold Dust for a few laughs that are guaranteed to make your week’s start a bit easier. Presented by Magic City Comedy and hosted by Sergio Mendez, Comedy Night Monday promises a rotating cast of the city’s best comics. While you’re there, indulge in Cafe Kush’s beer and cocktails and order tasty bites from the menu. 8 p.m. Monday, at Cafe Kush, 7700 Biscayne Blvd., Miami; 305- 985-4764; kushhospitality.com. Admission is free with RSVP via eventbrite.com. ASHLEY- ANNA ABOREDEN TUE ▼ FORT LAUDERDALE CRUEL SUMMER Any soccer, er, um, football fan is familiar with FC Barcelona, the Spanish club that fin- ished second to Real Madrid during the 2021- 22 La Liga season. On Tuesday, South Florida’s fledgling soccer team, Inter Miami CF, will host the sports powerhouse at DRV PNK Stadium for an international friendly match. The game won’t affect either team’s record, which is probably just fine with the local 11, because let’s face it, we’re all pretty sure how it’ll end. 7:30 p.m. Tuesday, at DRV PNK Stadium, 1350 NW 55th St., Fort Lauder- dale; 305-428-0611; intermiamicf.com. Tickets cost $92 to $500 via ticketmaster.com. ASHLEY- ANNA ABOREDEN How are your salsa moves? Put them to the test when the Miami Salsa Congress returns for six days of music and dancing. While events are set to take place all over town, including at Ball & Chain and Red Rooster Overtown, the main event will be held at the Eden Roc Miami Beach. The convention for salsa lovers includes workshops, pool parties, and musical showcases. (Rumor has it there’ll be a room for all you bachata lovers, too.) Wednesday through Sunday, at various locations; miamisalsacongress.com. Tickets cost $25 to $270. JOSE D. DURAN ▼ SOUTH BEACH Attention vinyl collectors and music enthu- siasts: It is time to get groovy with some of your favorite tunes. Guests are invited to bring their own records to Pretty Swell and enjoy a free drink as the organizers assem- ble a crowdsourced playlist. At Bring Your Own Vinyl, everyone is encouraged to min- gle and share their favorite tracks, be they current or classic. Who knows what new ear worm you’ll discover at this funky get- together? 6 p.m. Wednesday, at Pretty Swell, 321 Collins Ave., Miami Beach; 866-466- 7534; lifehousehotels.com. Admission is free. SOPHIA MEDINA WAX ON [email protected] WED 7/20 NOT THE DIP ▼ MID-BEACH 7/19 JULY 14-20, 2022 MONTH XX–MONTH XX, 2008 NEW TIMES | MUSIC | CAFE | CULTURE | NIGHT+DAY | NEWS | LETTERS | CONTENTS | MIAMI NEW TIMES | MUSIC | CAFE | FILM | ART | STAGE | NIGHT+DAY | METRO | RIPTIDE | LETTERS | CONTENTS | miaminewtimes.com | browardpalmbeach.com miaminewtimes.com