9 July 6-12, 2023 miaminewtimes.com | browardpalmbeach.com New Times | Contents | Letters | news | night+Day | CuLture | Cafe | MusiC | Order online at gablestage.org or by phone: (305) 445-1119 CODE MNTP10 for $10 OFF Directed by Bari Newport Directed by Victoria Collado Starring Kevin Cruz Diana Garle David Kwiat Barbara Sloan June 9 - July 16 “…the best stage comedy of the summer.” — Minneapolis Star Tribune A 2021 study on hyaluronic acid penile fillers in the Asian Journal of Andrology found that infections, nodules, and subcuta- neous bleeding were the most common complications associated with the proce- dure, though the study said none progressed to cause severe medical problems. Another study on the procedure, published in 2022 in the World Journal of Men’s Health, found that some patients experienced transient in- flammation, though no severe side effects were noted. Long-term effects of the compound’s pe- nile application have not been extensively studied. There have been reports of delayed inflammatory reactions and granulomatous lesions linked to heavy use of facial filler in- jections with hyaluronic acid. For recovery, one must put their sex game on standstill for three weeks for the filler to distribute evenly throughout the outer shaft. Pa- tients wear a unique PhalloFILL com- pression wrap in the interim, designed to keep the filler in place. PhalloFILL tells New Times it’s the only garment of its kind in the penis enhancement mar- ket, but their team asked not to disclose its ingredients as it has not been patented. “You slide your dick into it, and it just snuggles it. It’s very comfortable,” Jerry said. “You can have a regular work day and even shower with it.” Without the wrap, proper cleaning, and abstinence, the penis can get infected or mis- shapen. One patient couldn’t wait three weeks, or even a day, to have sex. “One of them had anal sex the next day. He told me, ‘I know it’s my fault, I couldn’t wait, I was so excited,’” Moore said. “He used it and got infected in one injection site.” Moore said an oral antibiotic cleared the infection and that the man underwent treat- ment again three weeks later: “No big deal,” according to Moore. Moore, who says he still thinks about the time he was insulted by his ex, now swag- gers around with his hyaluronic acid-filled dong, boasting a whopping 5.75 inches in circumference. “I didn’t get the compliments before. I was a retractor. My penis went up inside of me,” Moore tells New Times. “I’ve found the solution and am very happy with myself. I can’t wait to go to the beach and take my clothes off.” To maintain that meaty girth, a patient must get, dare we say, re-girthed every four to six years. Jerry is more than willing to do so when that time comes. “It does give you a sense of confidence you didn’t have before,” he says. “I’m not a girl, but I can imagine a chick with a boob job. If I had a rack on me, I’d be very confident. It’s the same thing. I’m finally glad there’s some- thing for us.” [email protected] “MEN ARE MORE PRODUCTIVE WHEN THEY WAKE UP AND THE FIRST THING THEY SEE IS A BIGGER PENIS.”
