276 B EST I N D I CA F LOW E R Abundant Organics Blue Blitz abundantorganics.com Are you ready to lock into your couch again? When it comes to choosing the ultimate indica, look no further than Blue Blitz by Abundant Organics. Descended from a wild, three-way love affair between Blue Cookies, Rugburn and Granddaddy Purp, these orange-haired, deep purple nugs just snagged the coveted title of Best Indoor Indica Flower from the connoisseurs at Errl Club this past spring. Packing a potent one-two punch of 25.2% THC and 31.9% total cannabinoids, it’s the perfect pick for your relaxed evenings. But what seals the “Best Of” deal? Massive 4.5g super-eighths and half-ounce baggies regularly grace the BOGO list at the local dispensary. Premium buds, blueberry and citrus flavors with funky skunky aromas, and all at half price? Time to “blitz” the dispensary, buds. 22222 B EST H Y B R I D F LOW E R Permanent Marker Connected connectedcannabisco.com You’re a high-functioning stoner with games to play, songs to write, birds to watch, Best Of articles to shitpost on … whatever it is you do while toking up, you need to get it done. You need a hybrid. Not just any hybrid, you need Leafly’s 2023 Strain of the Year: Permanent Marker by Connected. With THC testing near 26.9% and total cannabinoids at 31.5%, these buds have all the gas needed to take you where you want to go. Pop the cap on this marker, and you’ll be drawing its signa- ture hard candy soaked in diesel aroma all over your face, lungs and the entire room. Taking cues from its parent strains, Jealousy and Biscotti, expect a hint of tongue numbing followed by a gentle body buzz. Just remember: Small doses can keep you on task, but heavy hits will turn your master- piece into a scribbled mess, so outline your designs before inking with this top-shelf choice. 22222 B E ST SAT I VA F LOW E R Jenny Kush Aeriz aeriz.com Fuck that couch, let’s do stuff! Energetic, outside body type stuff, and for that we’ll need a special sativa. Luckily for us, Jenny Kush from Aeriz isn’t just any sativa, it’s the Mary Poppins of weed strains — practically perfect in every way. With a sweet earthy aroma and lemon/lime terpene profile, you’ll be chasing dreams, creating memes and sliding up banisters in no time. Testing at over 33.7% THC and a mind-boggling 40.6% total cannabinoids, the daughter of Amnesia Haze & Rare Dankness #2 is a decorated champion with multiple awards under its Edwardian petticoat, including accolades from Cannabis Cup, 710 Awards and Errl Cup. Whether you chose to parachute with an umbrella or chat up woodland creatures, Jenny Kush is the spoonful of sugar to help any adventure go down, up … or sideways. 22222 B E ST CA RT R I D G E Grape Durbz AIO Live Resin Vape (1000mg) Canamo Concentrates canamo.com We’ve spotted you at the supermarket and slyly scanning thrift store bins, sneaking stealthy puffs of sunshine off that pen up your sleeve. Cartridges today are synonymous with convenience, and this year’s top pick is the 1000mg Grape Durbz AIO Live Resin Vape from Camino Concentrates. The “Grape” notes are tasty Popsicle-flavored terpenes, while “Durbz” delivers a smooth sativa kick that doesn’t get cracky, courtesy of Durban Poison by Sonoran Roots. We could “wax” poetic over Ultra Ceramic Coil Technologies, 100% live resin extracts using no distillates,
